Taiwanese director Hou Hsiao-Hsien won best director at the Cannes Film
Festival for this adaption of the late 9th century martial arts story "Nie
Yinniang" by Pei Xing. Maybe I’m missing something, or I’m just not the
right audience, but I found this picture a real slog. The elliptical
narrative, static performances, and seemingly inept fight choreography and
coverage makes for an utterly underwhelming movie-going experience. The
cinematography is lovely, but it’s never a good thing if all you can say about
a film is that the cinematography is lovely.