This feature, set entirely in a café run by Jennifer Love Hewitt and Daniel Eric Gold, feels like a drawn out student film. The various regulars who frequent the café have their own little stories that all sound like the short fiction written by the scruffy twenty-something who sits in the corner at his laptop and may or may not be the owner of the café. Or maybe the whole thing is a SIM world created by an 11 year-old. Either way, these stories are only interesting to these characters, not to an audience.