Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
Vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant

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Directed by Ariane Louis-Seize
Produced by Line Sander Egede and Jeanne-Marie Poulain

With: Sara Montpetit, Félix-Antoine Bénard, Steve Laplante, Sophie Cadieux, Noémie O'Farrell, Lilas-Rose Cantin, Arnaud Vachon, Marie Brassard, Madeleine Péloquin, Gabriel-Antoine Roy, Isabella Villalba, Patrick Hivon, Marc Beaupré, Micheline Bernard, Sylvie Lemay, and Ariane Castellanos

Cinematography: Shawn Pavlin
Editing: Stéphane Lafleur
Music: Pierre-Philippe Côté

Runtime: 90 min
Release Date: 15 February 2024
Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1
Color: Color

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The title of Ariane Louis-Seize’s debut feature pretty much covers it all, but this French-Canadian dark comedy about an adolescent vampire rebelling against her parents and their traditional cultural customs strikes the right tone for such subject matter.

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